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I have pretty high standards

even your asian parents will admit it's "not bad"

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  • Competition Grade --> If you have to ask how much, you probably can't afford it (and neither can I πŸ˜‚). The best of this grade is world class

  • Imperial Grade --> Slooowly getting up there, but still a clear level below competition grade. This would cost at least 2.5-3x in the USA

  • Heritage Grade --> Remember that one time you had an incredible matcha latte in Tokyo/Kyoto/Osaka (since you've probably never been anywhere else in Japan)? Yeah my matcha is probably better. Follow my recipes and you too could pretend to be cultured

  • Signature Grade --> My personal minimum standard. This will change your perspective on both matcha and hojicha forever

  • Premium Grade --> A budget friendly option likely better than the "best matcha" and "best hojicha" products from most other local brands but without the insane markups. I only stock this occasionally as proof that you don't need to shell out $$$ for quality tea

Confused on what to order? Start with the signature grade tsuyuhikari blend matcha & heritage grade light roast hojicha

You can try the other teas when you come back 😌

🍡 my curated collection β˜•οΈ

i'm busy saving lives and don't have time for low quality products

High standards

i only sell products that meet my own high standards

i adhere to kaizen philosophy, iso 9001 and 14001 standards where possible

Giving back

i started this hobby business so i could give back to the world

donations are made to various local and global orgs and communities

Customer care

i probably do too much for customers sometimes, but it's kinda fun

i'm always open to constructive criticism and feedback so just let me know 😊