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what to buy?

[Competition & World Class Grades] you want to treat your grandparents for all the love they've given you

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[Imperial Grade] you want to finally impress your asian parents & make your in-laws like you

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[Heritage Grade] you've finally decided to let yourself heal & allow yourself to enjoy a small luxury every day because it's the small wins that count

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[Signature Grade] you just want to become the workplace matcha snob & let everyone know their matcha is inferior

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here’s my thought process and logic (or lack thereof πŸ˜‚) on how and why i choose my products, and what you might want to buy (or not)

this is probably an unconventional approach and everything i suggest is all relative to my own personal standards, benchmarks and references (so you can't really compare my ratings to others)


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here's the general order of my priorities

tea

  1. taste & aroma (significantly higher weighting)
  2. texture & mouthfeel
  3. colour & presentation

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the combination of these determine its overall quality

taste/aroma will always be number one. no exceptions. nothing else comes close

texture/mouthfeel and colour/presentation come after

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there's another 20+ factors i also consider, but it's way too long for this page and ✨ no one actually cares ✨

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